some things I have wanted to say for a while but unfortunately this is reality

This started out serious, but it kind of devolved:

4. I'm sorry I lied.
5. I'm not sorry I lied.
6. Well, yes, I lied. Who wouldn't?
7. I'm happy you didn't notice that I lied.
8. I'm disappointed that you didn't notice that I lied.
9. It's kind of funny that you didn't notice that I lied but I'm lying right now so it would be rather strange to laugh.
10. I LIED, MOTHERFUCKER.

... yeah.

Maybe I'll try again next time.