so I didn't think you would notice this.

If you did, thanks, I guess.

So, um, we might as well start. I'm not very good at expressing myself honestly, but it's so easy to lie.

But in light of all the uselessly sentimental (you're lying, aren't you? You always are, and stop it I can see straight through you it's disgusting how you all act - ) revelations that have been posted recently...

... I don't know. See, I told you so, it would be better if I lied. "I love you guys all so much." "You mean the world to me." Feed them the lines and they'll spit out the results. It's so predictable, except for when it isn't.

Maybe I'm a sociopath, but probably not. This normal, right? Normal, it has to be, that's how I am...

... so I think it would be better if we just - we're all just growing up.

Because it can't be helped.

That's how it is.

- because it would be better that way. It's fine, right?

We can still change.

Help.

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Disclaimer: The above was all a lie. This was a social experiment. I'm just bored, really. Really. (Any resemblance to persons living or dead is coincidental and should be ignored, and I'm sane in reality you should see me in real life I am the sanest and most honest person you will ever meet this is not a lie.)

um. Really. No. Seriously. I'm sane. And, uh. Honest. In real life. Really, so. Yeah.

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Happy, uh, August Fool's?

I have absolutely no excuse for this.