christmas on the internet.

>spend Christmas on /r9k/
>don't even post, just lurk
>can't even bring self to post on most beta board on the Internet
>aloneforever.jpg
>;_;

On the bright side, the new USB is shaped like a penguin!

Other bright sides: turkey.

Merry Christmas/happy holidays/season's greetings/etc, everyone!

those mattresses explode, you know.

And you can hide bodies in them -

I now have a formspring.

username is vanshaped

I should have made some kind of a mattress pun.

truth:

1. Sometimes I forget to lie. This is important.

2. I think I actually have forgotten how to scream. It's a bit unsettling.

3. There are other things, too, but stabbing yourself in the gut and letting everybody see your inner bits is rather crass.

4. It's important to forget sometimes, but I remember, mostly.

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Testing the waters: what do you guys think of me hosting a get-together thing over Christmas break? I'm asking now because otherwise I'd be horrible and completely forget.

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ALSO: HOW OBTAIN BOYFRIEND. :( I am so hopeless and not actually interested in anyone but it seems like it would be fun.

It would also be excellent practice for remembering those important things.

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If you're high enough, gravity doesn't matter anyways.

I was going to say some things, but instead, have some funny stories.

My mother is now experiencing the feeling of 'my mom friended me on Facebook, WHAT DO.'

Yes, my grandmother just got Facebook.

She is interested in "whatever she can get."

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Someone carded my dad at some store (again). He (the clerk) was genuinely confused. I don't understand how; my dad had shaved that day, but, seriously, the guy's balding and has grey hair. He's also forty-three. It is not hard to tell.

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In the same vein, a window installation guy mistook my dad for my brother. A classmate has also mistaken my grandmother for my mom. (No, not the one that has Facebook. That one looks appropriately grandmother-like.)

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Does anyone know any good place to get steady volunteer hours? Like... a volunteer 'job'.

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Anyone like MMORPGs? COME PLAY MABINOGI WITH MEEEEEE IT IS AN AWESOME GAME. 8D If you want I will be lame and post screenshots.

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Rachel's cruise ship sounded fun. :o I want to go on a cruiseeeee.

Oh, is anyone good with alphametrics? Like...

       THERE

       THERE

      STRIKE

+     THREE

   MATCHES

 

  SEVEN

  THREE

     ONE

      NIL

+    NIL

ELEVEN

    PLEASE

         USE

         ALL

+  LOWER

    SPEEDS

      SUSIES

      SISTER

       SISSIE

          SKIS

             IN

+    SUSIES

     BIKINIS

Each letter represents a different digit. Same letter equals same digit. If anyone can solve one before I do, I'll buy them a free bubble tea on our epic public transit adventure!

No, I'm not covertly trying to get anyone to do my SMS homework for me because I'm too lazy/stupid to do it myself. What are you talking about?

School tomorrow. D: SUMMER WHERE DID YOU GO.

Also I passed my piano exam with an 82. I now feel guilty, as this was the score I achieved after two years, while other people, after practicing for only a year, were able to achieve high nineties.

I am either content or bored.

Because, really, what's the difference (if you think about it enough)?

I should probably get a hobby. Any suggestions? (Disclaimer: I have no talent at photography, sadly. Believe me, I've tried.)

Writing is embarrassing. It's kind of like letting other people peek at your internal organs, except sometimes you lie about it and dye them purple or something to make them more exciting beforehand.

I've passed Careers and also Civics, probably, but am rather more doubtful about my upcoming piano exam.

I need to get out more. Somebody take me somewhere. ._.;

Oh, and I watched Despicable Me yesterday! It was good, although I admit I liked the beginning the best. The minions were pretty cute, but 3D kind of makes my eyes hurt.

My everyday life is kind of boring, isn't it? I should host a party and upload some pictures, or something. I heard that's all the rage nowadays.

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So I met a guy whom I will call Smile online yesterday. He is apparently from England, apparently seventeen and kind of cute, and apparently a stoner. He also has some knowledge of Pokemon and apparently played the original Gold.

Unfortunately, he calls himself "depressive" and seems as easily impressed as everybody else. On the plus side, he gave me ten brownie points and told me about his textured wallpaper and pet traffic cone.

The traffic cone was kind of odd.

Since he admitted to having sociopathic tendencies and shows some common slip-ups in his presentation of himself online, he's most likely a normal, sane person who just happens to have a pet traffic cone and writes on his wallpaper in permanent marker.

Otherwise, he's a really fucking smart sociopath.

I love the Internet.