truth:

1. Sometimes I forget to lie. This is important.

2. I think I actually have forgotten how to scream. It's a bit unsettling.

3. There are other things, too, but stabbing yourself in the gut and letting everybody see your inner bits is rather crass.

4. It's important to forget sometimes, but I remember, mostly.

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Testing the waters: what do you guys think of me hosting a get-together thing over Christmas break? I'm asking now because otherwise I'd be horrible and completely forget.

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ALSO: HOW OBTAIN BOYFRIEND. :( I am so hopeless and not actually interested in anyone but it seems like it would be fun.

It would also be excellent practice for remembering those important things.

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If you're high enough, gravity doesn't matter anyways.