Fill in the blank.

\__/ Bucket list: 0% complete.

Except I kind of splattered beef stew when microwaving it that one time, so maybe it counts as blowing something up...?

If I wrote a lifetime bucket list, it would have "commit arson" on it, maybe.

LIFETIME BUCKET LIST SO FAR (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE):
1. Commit arson.
2. Be over 5 feet tall.
3. Eat a whole box of tissues in one sitting. Never mind, I don't actually want to do this.
4. Realize that someone I know is actually a sociopath.
5. Run with scissors (again).