Postan (stolen from Rachel's Facebook).

If you are a guy: post this as my kind of girl. If you are a girl: post it as my kind of boy.

Reformatted for less space cannibalism.

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1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
that would be nice.
^ said Rachel, and I agree.
... but not prettier than me? ._.; If we're really going for ideals here.

2. Smart ? Average grade or above?
err, smart?
^ above and would like to add "not dumb please"
... ideally, smarter than me. :D

3. Preferred age?
Preferably older, but same age might do depending on level of maturity
^ agreed
^ And agreed again~ (and corrected for spelling)

4. Preferred Height?
taller than me. :D
^That's not exactly asking for much for me.

5. Sense of humor?
as long as it's not stupid. :D
^MORE AGREEMENT.

6. How about piercings?
Actually, I am completely neutral towards ear piercings.
Other ones are kind of iffy. :o

7. Accepts you for who you are?
It's always nice to have a challenge.

8. Pink hair?
LOL xDDD
rather not, thanks
^I concede your point.

9. Mushy or no?
White knight complexes are kind of cute... but not too much, I guess?

10. Thin or fat?
Average
^ agreed
^ ditto
^ ... preferably more muscular than me? It isn't hard.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
i'll be honest here and say white or asian. |D (jen, in regards to my height: "good luck finding an asian boyfriend, rachel.")
^ ... agreed. ._.;

12. Long hair or short hair?
Neck-long or shorter
^ YESH
^ :D
^ :DD ... in some cases, anything is fine.

13. Plastic or metal?
Either or both.

14. Smell good?
uh, sure? :D
^ What she said.

15. Smoker?
If they're old enough... actually, I wouldn't mind that much.

16. Drinker?
maybe a little? as long as he doesn't make me.
^ See above, with editing and all.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Why not.

18. Muscular?
Lean.xD
^ yup ^-^
^ yeah. xD
^ Something like that. Again, more so than me is not very difficult to attain.

19. Plays piano?
That would be nice
^ yup :D (although i'll probably feel bad with my severe lack of piano skillages :c)
^ What Rachel said. :o Also, piano=SKILLED fingers. ;D

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
that's hot. :D /brick'd
^ That, except I can't really say that because my brother plays. :|

21. Plays violin?
violin is pretty. :D
^ violin=SKILLED fingers. :3

22. Sings very good?
YESPLEASE. (also: sings very WELL, idiots. c:)
^ What she said, except not as much so.

23. Vain?
... it's kind of cute, to an extent...?

24. With glasses?
i don't care?
^ SEE ABOVE.

25. With braces?
... sure, why not.

26. Shy type?
maybe not. :P
^ Our entire relationship would just be one really long moment of silence if it was like that... why not?

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Anywhere on the scale. Rebels are fun, white knights are fun, normal people are fun, sociopaths are fun. :D

28. Active or passive?
If he's not active nothing will ever happen because I am a horrible person. :| ... at least neutral?

29. Tight or bomb?
Surprise me.

30. Singer or dancer
both? but more the former. :D
^ Agreed, they are both sexy.

31. Stunner?
Would be nice. xP
^ sure why not? ^-^
^ :D
^ In a way that doesn't make me look hideous in comparison, yes please. :D

32. Hip-hop?
Why not?
^ agreed
^ :D
^ FOURTHED.

33. Earrings?
Sure, why not.

34. Likes to eat?
Meh, doesn't really matter. Don't want him to be anorexic though.
^ DANA ARE YOU READING MY MIND OR WHAT
^ Rachel is psychic too. ... eats more than me?

35. Dimples?
doesn't matter?
^ Sure, why not.

36. Bookworm?
sure why not? :D
^ Seconded.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
... as long as I don't laugh, it'll be fine.
On second thought, I'd probably laugh.

38. Playful?
Would be nice ^-^
^ yup.
^ This movement has been thirded.

39. Flirt?
Go right ahead.

40. Poem writer?
For a joke ... or if its cute. Not too much though :s
^ i swear, dana is me.
^ Clearly we are all one person.

41. Serious?
If they're old enough, yes.
... otherwise, it's just kind of adorably pathetic and then I'd feel bad...

42. Campus crush?
???
... Why not.

43. Painter?
uh, sure? music > art though. c: (SORRY YOU ART PEOPLE.)
^ Rachel stole my braiinnnnn.

44. Religious?
doesn't matter? preferably not though D:
^ Again.

45. Someone who likes to tease?
Sure, thats always nice
^ unless it's with other people. :o
^ D'accord.

46. Computer games geek?
i'm not really in a position to say anything. xD
^ that's what she said.

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Umm well if he speaks them well, sure. If not, stick to 1/2/3.
^ agreed
^ yes.
^ Fourthed.

48. Loyal or faithful?
synonyms...?
^ Connotation. Loyal; I prefer allegiance.

49. Good kisser?
Good enough to teach me. ._.;

50. Loves children?
sure :D (just don't ask for like... ten of them. that sounds painful.)
^ What Rachel said.

51. Flaws/freckles/moles?
Umm ... so long as they're not too bad ....
^ this? xD
^ This.

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THE END.
In conclusion, it really depends on the individual. I can be INCREDIBLY EASY (tee hee) or incredibly picky. :D

truth:

1. Sometimes I forget to lie. This is important.

2. I think I actually have forgotten how to scream. It's a bit unsettling.

3. There are other things, too, but stabbing yourself in the gut and letting everybody see your inner bits is rather crass.

4. It's important to forget sometimes, but I remember, mostly.

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Testing the waters: what do you guys think of me hosting a get-together thing over Christmas break? I'm asking now because otherwise I'd be horrible and completely forget.

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ALSO: HOW OBTAIN BOYFRIEND. :( I am so hopeless and not actually interested in anyone but it seems like it would be fun.

It would also be excellent practice for remembering those important things.

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If you're high enough, gravity doesn't matter anyways.

this is so terrible.

SO TERRIBLE.

what do.

It seems that the more I want to succeed at something, the worse I am at it.

French mark is still dropping. Perhaps I was on hallucinogenic drugs while writing that test and was so traumatized by the experience I forgot about it.

Also worried about English mark. Apparently, over 50% of the class was in the 60-70 range. This does not bode well.

ARCT is still hard, not that it's not supposed to be.

Does anyone know where to get a volunteer job that is not at a summer camp? You would not entrust me with your children (or to them).

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No news is okay news.

How are you?

Postan.

Have you ever...

1. taken a picture naked?
... no.

2. painted your room?
Not my own, but I helped paint the movie room~

3. made out with a member of the same sex?
Ditto Rachel. :c

4. drove a car?
No.

5. danced in front of your mirror?
... no.

6. have a crush?
I don't know, someone tell me. D:

7. been dumped?
Nope.

8. stole money from a friend?
I mooched a penny off Andrea once.

9. gotten in the car with people you didnt know?
STRANGER DANGER. Actually, yes, but my parents knew them.

10. been in a fist fight?
Probably... with my brothers... a long time ago.

11. had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
I don't think so, but feel free to contradict me.

12. had feelings for a friend?
... I don't think so, but don't quote me on this.

14. made out with a stranger?
Not that I can remember. 8D

15. met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Not in a romantic sense.

16. left your house with out telling your parents?
To go to the park that is visible from the kitchen, yes. :c

17. had a crush on your neighbor?
I have no idea who they are.

18. ditched school to do something more fun?
Yes, but it's always been PARENTALLY APPROVED.

19. slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yup.

20. seen someone die?
I... don't think so? Not in reality.

21. been on a plane?
Lots of times.

22. kissed a picture?
I think I tried once. It was flat and uneventful.

23. slept in until 3?
Only when jetlagged.

24. miss someone right now?
Yes. ._.

25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yes. It makes me sleepy.

26. made a snow angel? yes- I’m from Canada
Yes. Lying in snow while dressed in snow gear also makes me sleepy.

27. played dress up?
Lots of times. Once, I fell asleep in my closet while doing this.

28. cheated while playing a game?
:D

29. been lonely?
I guess so.

30. fallen asleep at work/school?
It's not hard.

31. been to a bar?
No... unless the thing in the basement counts?

32. felt an earthquake?
I thought I'd kicked the desk. :o

33. touched a snake?
At someone's birthday party! I don't remember them, but the snake was beige and slightly darker beige, and it was long and smooth. Also surprisingly dry.

34. ran a red light?
I am unable to drive.

35. been suspended from school?
Nope.

36. had detention?
Actually, I don't think so, save for entire class detentions.

37. been in a car accident that you didn't cause?
The axle of the wheel of my mom's car broke off while we were driving. Luckily, we were on a nearly-abandoned suburban road, so we just got out and waited for CAA...

38. hated the way you look?
Pretty much everyyyday. :c

39. witnessed a crime?
They were pirates, arrr.

39. been the person doing the crime?
I was a pirate, arrrr. Also I have committed assault.

40. pole danced?
Never. Maybe I should try.

41. been lost?
All the time.

42. been to the opposite side of the country?
... no. :(

43. felt so sick you thought you might die?
There was one time where apparently I could have, but I don't remember anything except needles and reading a book while in one of those hospital bed things with the plastic tents. I was maybe three...?

The sheets were colourful, and the book was hardcover; it was a pine green and a eigish-yellow.

44. cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.

46. sang karaoke?
We should really get together and do this again.

47. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
All the time.

48. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Once or twice...

49. caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Mhm.

50. kissed in the rain?
No.

51. sang in the shower?
I used to, and then I realized that everyone else could hear me through the ventilation system.

52. had sex in a park?
Having never had sex, no.

53. had a dream where you were married?
... actually, no.

54. glued your hand to something?
MY OTHER HAND. 8D

55. got your tongue/”arm” stuck to a flag pole?
No, never.

56. ever gone to school partially naked?
... I wore a tank top?

57. been a cheerleader?
No, never.

58. sat on a roof top?
I want to tryyyy. D:

59. didn’t take a shower for a week?
... not that I remember.

60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Watching movies by oneself is lonely.

61. played chicken?
Not on the road.

62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Nope.

64. broken a bone?
Never.

65. been easily amused?
All the time.

66. laughed so hard you cried?
Actually, no.

67. mooned/flashed someone?
My brothers, for the lulz.

68. cheated on a test?
Yes. 8D
I remember one time I wrote down cheat notes and then it turned out that I had memorized the answer anyways...

69: forgotten someones name?
It takes me years to learn people's names. D:

70. slept naked?
It's kind of awkward, I wouldn't recommend it.

71. gone skinny dipping?
Nope.

73. blacked out from drinking?
Nope.

74. played a prank on someone?
In fourth grade, I switched the shoes of two guys (they were best friends) that I was not very fond of at the time. They had a huge argument and disliked each other thereafter. I was never suspected, much less caught.

75. gone to a late night movie?
Yup.

76. made love to anything not human?
Van licks the popsicle suggestively.
What do?

77. failed a class?
Nope.

78. choked on something you’re not supposed to eat?
Yes. I ended up swallowing a small metal ball. Nobody was any the wiser for it.

79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours in total?
At once? No. In increments, piano and flute.

80. been cheated on?
... has never been in a relationship. :c

81. did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Nope.

82. thrown strange objects?
Yes.

83. felt like killing someone?
It's too troublesome to kill someone.

84. felt like running away?
From where?

86. did drugs?
Recreationally, no.

87. had detention and not attend it?
Nope.

89. made a parent cry?
... I don't think I've ever seen either of my parents cry.

90. cried about someone?
Yes.

91. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?
... no?

92. dated someone you didn’t even like?
... never dated. :c

93. had/have a dog?
Nope.

95. own an instrument?
The piano is technically my mom's.

96. been in band?
Used to.

97. drank 25 sodas in a day?
WHY WOULD I DO THAT.

98. broken a CD?
Yes. Also a DVD.

99. shot a gun?
Maybe I'll try that sometime...

100. had feelings for one of your best friends?
... I don't know, feel free to answer for me.

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The tests were bad.

for terrible people.

This is bad and you should feel bad.

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In fact, it's terrible.

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What a waste.

Disregard it.

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In other news, my math average dropped six percent with one test. I was almost impressed.

My French average is also sad. It is even sadder than my math average because it is a c-c-c-combo breaker.

However, what I truly regret to inform you is:
I have failed Lunch. :c

Someone tutor me? It's really hard, I don't get it at all...

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Really, there's nothing to talk about. I'm posting because I want to get that other thing off the top of my blog.

ARCT is hard. Sonata Pathetique is going to give me carpal tunnel syndrome. Also, the books are ridiculously expensive and I have to buy everything separately.

Nylons are hard to put on and easy to make holes in.

Time is easy to lose but hard to find, much like...

... the gummy bear vitamins that were dropped and ran away. :c I hope they find a better life... under the table... or wherever they are now.

Godspeed, gummy bears. I wish you all the best.